another crashing bore, do you ever do that thing where you have nothing...

do you ever do that thing where you have nothing to wear and then somehow find The Perfect Dress that you have forgotten about whilst looking through your wardrobe? well that NEVER happens to me. THERE IS NO PERFECT DRESS IN MY WARDROBE. DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW? BECAUSE THE WHOLE OF MY WARDROBE IS NOW ON MY FLOOR AFTER BEING TRIED ON AND DISCARDED FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER. sigh