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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
my whole entire life
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in my gob please
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hi tumblr, i’ve had a really good weekend. On friday i got my hair cut and then ate fish and chips and got 10% discount on my shopping because of a really nice man! On Saturday I met Marty at the station and we came to my house and had an amazing bbq (even though the actual bbq wouldn’t light so we cooked most things indoors). We ate chicken legs, burgers, pork and apple sausages, sweet potatoes, corn on the corb, grilled vegetable kebabs, portabello mushrooms stuffed with spinach, homemade guacamole, coleslaw and potato salad. FEAST. we drank cider and pimms and lemonade. we listened to ace summer music. we stayed outside until the sun left the garden and then watched rubbish (ace) saturday night tv and spooned. Yesterday we had a good sleep in and had hash brown butties for breakfast and again laid in the garden in the sun and it was ace and we bought slushies from the shop and put vodka in them!!!!!! so QuirKy! it was so lovely to spend some time together. when the sun went in we watched socceraid (i snoozed through most of it) and then we ordered dominos and it was delicious and we watched TOWIE and then nothing to declare and then half dozed off to the pink floyd thing on bbc4 and then went to bed and spooned. today we had fab lollies for breakfast and sunbathed for a while and had burgers in buns for dinner and then Martin went home and I was sad but i’ve had such a nice weekend and i will be seeing him again soon so that is good.
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